Kill Report!

Here is a report from the assassin Nightshade

Saturday, 9:45 pm: I knew I was in trouble when two people wearing messenger bags came in to eat at the restaurant ten minutes before closing. I even hungout a bit longer, made a few phone calls and drank a martini while surveying the street to make sure they were gone. I snuck out the backdoor loaded gun in hand, but in the parking lot I heard steps running after me. I turned and was perhaps even the first to fire, but his gun had better range.

This is another case where weapon choice was the deciding factor. Strategy and paranoia will only get you so far without the right gear. I can't emphasize that enough.

Sounds like a good show HookersAndBlow. Congratulations on your first kill. You were spotted before you striked, but you still got it. Next time i would try to remain invisible until the moment of truth, but thats just me.

Are you people paying attention to this? There are valuable lessons here.

Tentitive Party Dates

When this is all said and done, there will be a sweet wrap up party. Music, movies, drinking, games, awards, prizes, condemnations, the list goes on. And you will be able to sign up for the 2nd round. We will have an official Mug Shot station too!

The dates I am looking at now are Friday July 2nd or Saturday July 3rd.

Any feedback on that would be welcome.

But if we are going to have the party that soon, you fuckers need to get your kill on!!

Go do it!

Inital Reports!

I hate to say too much before the details are all in, but i think the first kill of the game was defensive! I hear that some wary assassin was being attacked with grenades and killed his attacker thanks to an innocent bystander who got caught in the crossfire and inadvertently provided a bit of cover. I am still waiting on a detailed account of the exchange but WOW! That is a strong way to start the game. If you kill your assassin, you have the piece of mind of not having to watch your back.

Im going to let you savor that, SwampAss. for now....

Also i am hearing stories about a shady car chase and a daring bike getaway.

And a hilarious story about an assassin who killed what they thought was their target while he was eating, only to make a scene in a restaurant and find out the guy had NO IDEA what was going on.

Keep it shady, motherfuckers

First Blood?

Who is gonna break the ice and score the first kill?????
why not you?

Remember, you have seven days to at least make an attempt. Assassins who dont do their jobs get put on the wanted list. (note: if you are slacking and want to stay off the wanted list, i like burritos better than excuses)

Finished!

i got everybody a target right?
(agent STD, i didnt forget you, Im just waiting on some final details on your target)

For everybody else, registration is over and targets have been assigned. If you signed up and didnt hear from me give me a call ASAP 503.839.5820

I will have Hard copies SOON I swear!! You can all pay your $5 when i hand those out.

GO!

GAME ON!

Targets!

I emailed out the targets today. If you didn't get one and you thought you should have, call me. if there are mistakes, call me. questions, call me.

I just spent 4 hours at my computer. I'm going outside.

I will have hard copies in the next few days.

503.839.5820

get those water guns warmed up and remember, no killing till after midnight!